I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
You were running around yelling "BUKAKE!" and squirting people with a shampoo bottle you found. Total shitshow.
Someone just bought me a one liter long island and call me maybe is on. I'm going to die
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I ordered a VEGAN pizza, because it gets here the fastest, just so I could get a 2 litre of Coke. For my whiskey.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
I just shotgunned a beer and my lipstic didnt BUDGE. MERICUHH
I am one with the molecules
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
There was a woman who drank mouth wash to get drunk during her supposed detox...this is def the internship for me!
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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