Walk of Shame. In a state park.
you mean i was at the winter classic?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I don't care if the man pisses on teenage girls, he's enchanting.
Now go wash the fat girl off your hands.
Are you dead or are you taking another 13 hour nap? you need to let me know these things ahead of time so i dont worry.
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
School starts Thursday. Don't fling yourself out of the car to throw up screaming "classy" before I park this time.
It's a new year.
GETTING HORNY AT RANDOM IS REALLY FUCKING INCONSIDERATE.
Between fucking and sleeping I woke up missing four out of five of the earrings I was wearing. It's like a star rating system. I had to give him props.
Randomize
