last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
just gave a yankee's fan wrong directions to Fenway....welcome to boston asshole
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Look at my eyebrows in this pic! We deffo need to go back to that waxing place.
You have a cock in one hand and a shot in the other. Your eyebrows are not the topic in need of discussion.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how concerned should I be
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
We had a company shotgunning beers contest in the parking lot today, and I won. God bless America!
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
Randomize
