just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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his mom walked in while I was blowing him. he turned around in panic and accidentally punched me in the face. i have a black eye and only half the clothes i came here in. can you give me a ride?
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
I wonder how many times I can be hungover in one day
we didnt even make it to the club...the two of us were sharing a plastc bag in the taxi puking into it.
I'll just dance on top of the ping pong table, and if it's stable enough for that, then it's stable enough for sex
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
How is it possible that I am in a completely different city, and there are 2 dudes here that I've banged? How????
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
Is it sad that I have better conversations with his roommate before or after sex than I do with him in general?
I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
things were going awesome until jimmy put out a cigarette in the everclear.
I just announced to Denny's that I'm not wearing a bra.
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
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