Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Two things: Why did I wake up in a pool of blood? And am I still invited to the wedding?
No idea. And yes be here at 4
Just skate-of-shamed, shirtless, with a bucket or margaritas. Good luck beating that one.
I think id rather titty fuck an A cup than deal with what happened tonight again. shits depressing
On one hand it was kinda weird his girlfriends stuff was at his apartment. On the other hand it was kinda nice because she had great shampoo
I had to puke in a ditch beside a cow pasture and like 50 cows just stood there and watched. I could feel the judgment.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
He was chasing Ciroc shots with sips of Captain Morgan... he didn't make it to midnight
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
Welp... sober this am and I still have a parrot.
Me-World Problems: do I have my boyfriend come to my birthday party in drag, or is that too weird for the first time meeting literally any of my friends
Randomize
