I think I just saw the travelocity gnome in leather chaps.
dude do u know what u did last night?
do i wanna know???
you totally walked in on some couple fuckin in their unlocked dorm room asking for directions to ur room...
Sorry I couldn't get my dick out
i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
gettin drunk isnt as much fun when i can use my own id for it
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
all she had left on were here heels. phone five
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
THERE IS PRACTICALLY A BEER FUCKING WATERFALL
Btw. U, me, male strippers, beer. Gonna happen. We could totally get TNT from like u know TNT places
I've never had someone have to dis-arm themselves before I sucked their dick prior to that
Hey.. Lock your door. There's a drunk girl walking around in here. She just came in my room and peed on my chair.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
I did crash a prom last night though.. It was fun
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