One of my boys faked an orgasm while fucking a girl tonite, w/ out wearing a condom mind you.
She caught him, and immediately put her clothes on and left.
Dude she has a bf and shes on lockdown more than Nelson Mandela in 95
Just stepped in shit. Not sure if its mine or the dog's. Get some of our friends on the way back from work and just have the intervention now. I will totally understand.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
We were just talking bout putting on helmets and going fo a car ride just to see how ppl react. I will def fit in here haha
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
I think my AA sponsor just booty called me.
He FaceTimed me fucking his new girlfriend. He was wearing a banana costume.
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
You wouldn't eat with utensils. You insisted on making your own spoon out of a bendy straw and staples while singing "I'm a survivor" by Destiny's Child.
your fucking longboard fell on me while we were having sex you fucking hipster
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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