He is such a slut. More and more my type.
I did something stupid with eggs call me when you get up. Cops were also involved.
What are you drinking?
Shitty Coors light. OM NOM NOM TASTES LIKE HIGH SCHOOL
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
He just showed up on my porch naked with just a blanket and a trash bag
He has an accent when he types. I can *hear* the schnitzel. Especially when he's drunk.
He watches the nature channel every time I am here. It's like a manipulation technique because baby zebras will get me every time.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
How’s big weiner McGee?
I’m going to ask you one last time to call him Matt and he’s fine thank you very much
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