So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
Every perfect package comes with a warning label.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
I have reached the state of intoxication where it is now a requirement to sit while peeing.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Also, if you don't fuck me soon, I will die. I don't want to die like that.
the woman that waxes my lady parts just hugged me...
were you wearing pants?
no.
Is there any reason why a taxidermic donkey head is in the shower?
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