And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
dude, my face is all kinds of fucked up right now. and don't even start with i told you so...
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
i've never seen someone fall down the steps so gracefully... i think im in love
I just ate a whole bag of celery instead of getting up to get a glass of water. That high.
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Just saw a government minister puke and rally.
man sorry about that. It's like god was willing me to be an asshole. I haven't filled my quota for the day
I literally have anal toys soaking in the bathroom sink and dinner on the stove. If that doesn't scream "domestic goddess", I don't know what the fuck does.
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I may have passed out and puked all over the host's favorite couch, but three hours and a rip later, I was eating tiramisu in the bathtub with the birthday boy and a hot Italian.
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