Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
I'm pretty sure "Like A Prayer" will forever remind me of drunk nights & pants down around the ankles
guys are only as good as the porn they watch
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
we just finished a porn and sex toy shopping spree. this is the fun part of "being serious"
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
she asked me to come back to her house where "hopefully her kids were asleep". that my friend is what i call a dealbreaker
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
time to play the game of how much Christmas shopping I can get done before these shrooms kick in
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I know we agreed to cock block each other from now on buttt I WANT this one. I have felt his penis, it is godly, and I am going to have it inside of me, so shut the fuck up and leave.
He sent me the milestone first dick pic this morning, it looked like a baby's fist holding a tree trunk. I'm frightened and aroused in equal measure.
Randomize
