Do you reaalllllly want to put "porn editor" on your resume?
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
he was so excited that he found the elusive clitoris. i was like look christopher colombus, just because you found it doesnt mean you knew what to do with it
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I never want to hear the words 'my therapist says . . . ' while naked again.
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
My vagina doesn't have a refer a friend program. You don't get $25 for getting your friend to have sex with me.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
Unexpected pussy is the best kind. Never expected to get any from a stranger at my little brother's bar mitzvah.
Mazeltov!
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