i have your red jacket for some reason. and a good deal of shame and embarasment. note to self, wear underwear when you wear a dress. also, i was electrocuted last night. dont ask how.
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
i would rather give Shaq a handjob than take this accounting final
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I found my phone outside under the leaves by the curb. What the fuck did I do last night
I remember because you made a pirate noise when you came.
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
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