? is bags or t-bags slang for scrotum?
jesus mom
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
her face looked like how i feel after Taco Bell
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
thats it. im teaching my cat how to use a fire alarm
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
Her idea of kinky involved a tazer
wtf?
I'm going back tonight
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
I'm sitting on the toilet eating a Chick-Fil-A breakfast sandwich. How's your Monday?
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
Does the girl you just banged want anything from Taco Bell?
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