Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
who do i root for if I want Christiano Ronaldo to win the world cup on a team by himself and then bang chicks on the pitch?
my step dad just called me a drunken slut..someone in my family finally understands me
New Years Resolution for 2011 : QUALITY cock. Not quantity.
How can he have such a manly penis and baby hands?!
Hey, it's Thrasher! From the hospital!
What the fuck is wrong with your family? Why do you have unfrosted pop tarts.
See this is where I mess up.. I get distracted by the option of consistent sex and free beer
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
she said a prayer for the pipe you broke. she did the sign of the cross and everything
Randomize