Do you still like to have your hair pulled?
No, I never liked having my hair pulled. I think you have me confused.
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
i've never seen someone face fit so perfectly in a toilet bowl
Bro what are you doing Thursday the day before I go to jail??
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
PA to anyone at the party last night and wondering where your pants are: they are in my backyard.
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
Why is there a chocalet milkshake outside our front door?
Alcohol
I knew I'd like her from the moment she supported me messing around with my co-worker on my lunch break
My bail money is reserved for people I either A, think were in the right, or B, have an awesome story that leads up to needing it. Just remember that before you call me.
If we hadn't just agreed to no commitment, i'd totally propose right now. Best. Fuckbuddy. Ever.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Randomize
