he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
I feel like I wont be making enough money to support my frivilous lifestyle of beer and mcdonalds
Literally just saw a 7 year old intently rub his penis on the metro. I'm not ready for this
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
Btw his name is Woody. I must be really drunk to think this is a good situation
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Hey, I'm sleeping in your car...lol just knock on the window in the morning
I only have sex with you to have a memory to masturbate to.
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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