yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
his penis is PERFECT
I want to put it in a shoebox and place cottonbls around it to protect it from any harm
or knit it little hat
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
Ever have those mornings where you just can't wait to puke in the shower?
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
Tomorrow, you will get a text, and it will bE spelled right, that's me yo, certify ya soon
You literally spelled every word wrong or with numbers except for "drunk", which you used all caps for.
I felt the need to accentuate it....
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
I doubt the gods of funday Sunday would exact such a high price... But it's good to know an afternoon with me is worth a left foot.
I hate her so much I want to fuck her boyfriend.
I'm not sure you count what happened last night as sex.
I can’t tell if I have feelings for him or if my vagina does.
I am high. And my mom surpised me today. Now i am high and with my mom....bad idea
Randomize
