i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
The nice sales man at 711 gave me a handful of free lighters for buying a carton of cigarettes. I guess the depressed damsel in distress look works for me.
is asking a girl out on a date while in another girls bed in poor taste?
there's only 1 girl at Mount St Mary that's a virgin. the Mary statue standing outside
Just walk through the Honors dorm on a Saturday night. You'll feel better about yourself.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
Just got done fucking the squirter chick. She came when we were in a 69. I now know what it's like to be water boarded.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
I worked hard to give you that boner. No one else should get to enjoy it!
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
I just pictured my inhibition personified as little pink piggies with wings flying off into the great wide nowhere hahaha
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
We're the worst. Two people without their shit together do not make a functional adult.
If the smell of things stopped me from putting things in my mouth. I wouldn't be popular with Grindr guys.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
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