I don't want to talk about it. He was like the Little Engine that couldn't get me off.
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
you were crying because peter frampton wasnt your dad
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
It ended with me crying and eating pizza in my closet.
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Yeah, half my ass was burnt and I was missing a shoe. I'm blaming you for the shoe.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
After what was supposed to be a one night stand I woke up to a message in my room wall written in marker "Kaitlin got it on in here" definitely a cock block down the road
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
Dude did you see that video of yourself crying while bathing in vodka on YouTube?
We turned his nipples into a drinking game.
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