You picked a bad night to stay in. ____ caught her hair on fire in ____'s birthday cake.
She had to stop drop and roll while two other girls beat the flames out. She might have a black eye
I drew a venn diagram at the top of my final comparing stuff i know and stuff on the test.
and all i could think about was how mcdonalds would not be open anymore after we were done having sex
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
I got blood in my smoothie but it still tastes ok. Fuck glenfiddich.
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
tell your brother to quit sending me his dick pics what am i going to do with them print them out and shove them up my ass???
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
I DEMAND FORESKIN
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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