Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
HER PREGGO ASS BROUGHT SPEGHETTI-O'S... IN HER PURSE.
Im sending over a girl who thinks youre in the next twilight movie
your the best winggirl ever
that's the last time we turn jepordy into a drinking game.
Who would have thought google would have HELPED me fail a test...not pass...thank you pacman, thank you google....
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
hooked up with the gay kid & his friend's mom told me "you know he has a identical twin brother whose straight, right?"
I just remembered that I did shots out of a gay mans crotch. And there's someone saved in my phone as "Miranda knows where my car is"
We found her on the balcony debating if it was easier to jump or throw up. Neither decision would not have been good for the 91 year old below us.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
You walked in on us hooking up, hugged me, high fived him and unhooked my bra.. You claimed to be helping
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
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