He kissed a someone with a penis
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
hanging on that rope, lady gaga looks exactly like a used tampon
all i know is that if they can hide that much blood in her outfit, they definitely could have hid a penis
his Mom's staying with him so he asked if I'd go over and fuck in his shed. he said "it's a really nice shed"
Need toilet paper. Napkins suck. Slowly running out of those two and the bleeding hasn't stopped. Your cat is next
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
It would have been nice to break the dry spell with nice, civilized, sober sex somewhere other than on my friend's couch.
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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