This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
And just when I was about to fall asleep, he hit me in the face, and claimed he's a "violent sleeper".
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
two gay guys came in and bought just a kite and a box of wine. Why cant I have saturday nights that awesome
i guess when we were done i grunted "unforgiveable" and walked out.
He just asked if I would make his black snake moan. Dating basketball players is not worth the glory
12 trash cans filled with water. Beer cans floating in each, 12 ft apart. Dodgeball. Ultimate beer pong.
Rules. We have to wear superhero outfits
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
I gave him shit for taking my sloppy seconds and when I woke up my eyebrow was gone
Beer and tomahawks! Not gonna end well!
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
I just fell down my stairs, guess that's how my sunday is gonna go
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
i found 4 slices of pizza in my toaster, and a can of unopened soup in my blender.. wtf?
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