i don't like sucking hair
that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
In Vegas, have spent the last 48 hours wearing a viking helmet and fanny pack. I consider this to be a career high since drinking is my career
CONQUERED: Sean from next door. Just wanted to let you know ;)
How many people did you send this to?
I'm reading about reasons for wearing clothing. IS THIS COLLEGE OR PRESCHOOL?
She's dressed as Musafa. How could this not be a good idea?
I sent the random girl I had sex with last night a 'happy mothers day' text as a reminder to get the morning after pill.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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