Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
My cousins just decided to make a catapult to spread my Grandpa's cremated remains. I love my family.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Just gave advice in krystal burger while holding and pointing with a corona to a 3 year old, told her to enjoy her stroller time while it lasts. The mom pushed her away fast.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
This santa hat i wore to the bar, served it's dual purpose as a vomit bag.
I will be naked everywhere
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
And as the acid sets in, he looks back at the shallow form he used to call his and whispers "3 pee pees strong"
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
u would mumble something and then get unnecessarily loud and say random shit like 'id fuck the shit out of taylor hanson right now'
Randomize
