i feel like im doing the pre-walk of shame..like every car that drives by is like, ooooo look at that girl, in that itty bitty dress, yep shes about to get her skank on tonight...
Just heard "Kiss Me Though the Phone" for the first time. Amazed how it took Soulja Boy two songs to become a shitter version of Ja Rule.
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
Well regardless of which drugs we choose to do tonight until four in the morning, we are having a wii bowling championship. So choose carefully.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
Cute underage boy is in my house.
OH MY GOD. DON'T DO ANYTHING. WHY IS HE IN YOUR HOUSE.
I don't know how or when he is sober long enough to donate plasma
Remind me never to smoke before babysitting again. Ate an entire bottle of children's gummy vitamins.... not an easy thing to explain to parents.
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
I talked to his mom for a good 10 minutes with coke all over my nose. Not the best first impression
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