So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
wait a second... your telling me you want me to take you to the bank at 10 on a tuesday so you can buy a blow up pool and fill it with beer?
yes... and buy you lunch
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
I have pictures of you taking tequila shots off the front of the police car when the cop wasn't looking.
Everytime Our professor said "penis fencing" in class today we took shots.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Is her birthday actually on cinco de mayo? That makes so much sense
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
but real talk, he made 1 phone call last night and had someone bring us tacos at 3am so idk I might be inlove
they call themselves the foursome.. thats def means they're up for one right?
you'll kiss me after i give you a blowjob but you wont kiss me after I eat apple sauce? am I the only one who sees something wrong with this?
It’s official. I’ve hooked up with all three brothers now
You should go after Dad now
I should! He’s definitely middle age fuckable
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