so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
He showed up to fuck me at the same time the pizza guy did. It was like everything I needed just showed up at my stoop.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
Does it count as working out if stops are taken every half hour to smoke a blunt?
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
Literally just sitting around waiting for someone to come along and fuck my chakras back into alignment
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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