Afterall, it is the real San Francisco treat
sorry about last night, sometimes people just get drunk and have sex witht heir friends
I know, I was there.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
Hey man your outta milk
How the hell do you keep getting in my apartment?!
There was a punch bowl full of straight vodka. Glass bowl, ladle, vodka, and no punch at all. It was something of a rough night
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
we are still finding bottels filled with his pee. tom almost drank the one in the frig
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
My vday gift was a joint bouquet, Finding Nemo on bluray, and a good shower fuck.
Um, WHAT A FUCKING KEEPER!
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I JUST AGREED TO GO TO A CHILD'S BIRTHDAY PARTY AT A PLACE CALLED PUZZLE'S FUN DOME WHY DO I HATE MYSELF
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