Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
She walked in the room and sighed really loudly fishing for attention. but I didn't bite cuz I don't give a fuck what's wrong with her.
i am pregamming alone in my car. scale of 1-10 how alcoholic is that
im pretty sure thats an 11
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
So...i'm having a drinking contest, my right hand vs my left, i have a feeling the 24 pack is gonna win
Found you in the bushes with fireworks, a teacup and no shoes. Decided it was a bad time to wake you.
I believe some people would call last night an orgy.
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
All hell broke loose. When the police showed up, this kid somehow haggled with a cop to let him pee in public. I'm convinced he could talk the panties off of a nun
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
Will you come get your son? He's using an old bike pump to help him fart the national anthem...
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