please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
...you put a chicken patty in my toaster last night..
Just realized the guy is in my class. Unless there's another guy that had half his ear bit off at a St. Patty's party
do not get into a discussion with my roommate when im sitting there naked ever again.
Speaking of testosterone. I saw a girl with a moustache thicker than one I can grow last night...
He told me that if I were a guy he'd go gay for me. Honestly don't know how to take that.
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
So because I'm off tomorrow that means your dick could be in my mouth majority of that time
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
I may or may not have tried to give myself a lobotomy
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
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