Im at strip club and am horny
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Just dropped $150 at the liquor store. No power and two feet of snow has taken my alcoholism to another level.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I'm not sure what happened. But I must have won because I obviously stole two full pitchers of beer from the bar and taped a note on them saying "your welcome"
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
So do you know how we found out he was engaged?
An Amber Alert?
please come here right now, that girl who always gets her boob out is here and she brought taco bell
It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
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