it wasn't lemon gatorade
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
I just gave my whole company pinkeye. How's that for a summer intern's lasting impression? BOOYAHH
He saw my tits then looked up and yelled thank you jesus as loud as he could
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
shes still here... layin in my bed watching a beyonce concert on tv drinking leftover franzia straight outta the bag and crying
I drank all the drinks. And jump off roof. Yay
That awkward moment when the dude you blew on camera in college friend requests you on Facebook.
Who is this?!????
That awkward moment when you think you're texting a friend the above statement, but instead you text a stranger.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?
all of them.
I have successfully trained your dog to bring me pudding cups!
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
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