I think someone spiked my drink last night. .. Like all 20 of them.
i'm chasing tequila w mint flavored ice cream, phil's chasing it w cream cheese, bashar's chasing it w pickles...i think we all know who the winner is....
She looked like her face caught fire, and someone put it out with a screwdriver.
lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
I don't know if it's her mysterious past or atrocious grammar, but I think I'm in love.
Dude, I swear her tits are going to give me a concusion.
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
In case any of you were wondering, kyle is alive. He also intends to do the same thing tommorow night and the night after.Goodnight everyone
I feel that the drunker I get, the drunker Facebook gets.
Bitch, it's 2 in the afternoon.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
the party picked up after I got pretty drunk...I got kicked in the fucking head by a tiny lesbian...she was 5'1" I did not think she could do it...i was very wrong
I had to break up with her. She was sending me study schedules and recipes for vegan lasagna. I’m just trying to survive man
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