You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
she was handing out condoms w/ her number on them...
He just yelled in the bar, "So I stuck it in two girls butts, why are you bringing that up now?"
we've decided whoever is stupid enough to use the condom that's tacked to the wall deserves to get pregnant.
We had a weird moment. Mid-sex he started talking. It went along the lines of "I. FUCKING. LOVE.....this condom..."
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
You're emotionally mature, right? I said you were.
I have at least four things in my line of sight that have Kermit the Frog on them in my dorm. Does that answer your question?
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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