I just told a dude I hooked up with last night he was the pick of the litter.
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
it was like a zeppelin in a condom
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
i know this sounds kinda weird but his cock smelled like fabric softener. it was so refreshing.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
HE IS. YOU SHOULD TOUCH HIS BACK.
IT IS A COURTSHIP RITUAL.
THE MUTUAL BUTT TOUCH IS SACRED.
Tequila should only be paired with the finest of dick
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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