Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
he threw mangos from the tree he was in at people and got arrested for harassment
You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
dude you apologized to her after she called you stupid. you were like "no i'm sorry, you shouldn't have to be around stupid people, it's my fault"
I just heard someone say "gosh-darnit" and they didn't have a southern twang. I worry for New York.
I could seriously attempt to try and saw my head in half with a butter knife cause im pretty sure it could not hurt any more than it already does
not the best booty call
did she squirt?
only if tears count
It's like bringing a chick home from the bar the night before and waking up to thinking you are about to go another round... Just to wake up and find she's already left...
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
He was telling me about how he's leaving on his Mission next week... While we were having sex in the back of his car.
Baked out of my mind. Went in the bathroom, a daddy long leg spider and a carpenter ant are battling it out on the floor. I brought my computer with some dubstep.
OMG THE ANT WON
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
Just woke up to the cat unconscious on my stomach, his face between my tits, purring to bring down the walls. I'm endeared and horrified at the same time.
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