They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
I failed the drunk obstacle course of trying to find my bed... consolation prize... a sore ankle and "disappointed' parents.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
At what point during this road trip should I let them know I've been drinking in the backseat the whole time and can't take my turn driving?
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
last karaoke night = doing dmx songs with a guy who threatened to stab me. so yeah I'm coming out.
Cheez-its and a bottle of cab...for under $10 you could win this girls heart
My boss brought her husband's telescope to work, so all of us that work in the MMJ Dispensary got high and had an impromptu Blood Moon viewing party. I love my job.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
I joined the mile high club last night. I ran a mile while high on coke. It was glorious
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Not bad. Ran into Carlo. He shared a story about a sailor who got gonorrhea in his eye. It made me feel better about myself.
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