There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
you don't remember? you called me at 330 crying because you were in the middle of having sex with corey and forgot his name. all you kept saying was i'm a drunk bitch.
I'm drinking margaritas out of a soup mug, of course I'm going to get wasted
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
True enough. Do you ever think that these girls grandparents ghosts are watching you masterbate to their granddaughters and look at you in Shame?
He told me my outfit made me look like a twelve year old then proceeded with "but you don't look like a whore"
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
i just used a selfie stick to take an ass pic. i hate myself.
You kissed my hand and then put a Taco in it. Why WOUDNT I leave my husband?
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