i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
You called me at 4am shouting drunk shit about Poland and asking me to 'come out and play.' Where the fuck were you?
Poland
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
I guess I could probably fit that in between deep self reflection and teenage mutant ninja turtles
They shouted last call and the guy next to me and I looked each other up and down and went in unison "yup, you'll do"
I smell like bonfire and ex-boyfriends
Im so glad I make morally wrong decisions. It's like the best worst thing I've ever done.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
We met behind our asshole boss's back with the intent to oust him from the company. If this revolution is a success, bring nachoes.
Randomize
