Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
my hangover today makes thursday's feel like a bubble bath.
I think the imperative here is that I literally knocked down a sorority house with the force of my dick.
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
You fell asleep with your fingers in my vagina. You made this a relationship.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
should i save it for someone special or be a feminist and be like "my vagina doesnt define me"
I spent the whole ride asking the cabbie if people ever have sex back there, and if he wanted me to make that number one higher.
How many times have we said we'd stop taking Jell-O shots with strangers?
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
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