Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
Having sex with the stobe light on was the best bad idea I've ever had.
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
His search history includes homemade sex toys and a plunger. I'm scared about what goes on in their place.
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
I would fuck him In a heartbeat, an obese child running up stairs with an irregular heartbeat, heartbeat.
Drinking a grey goose and water in a random chair that I found by the road by myself
So there's that.
Meanwhile I'm googling glory holes in Vegas
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
3 cups of coffee and some molly. The "Tay's Day Off Diet"
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
Randomize
