my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
CHAZ BONO WILL BE ON THE NEXT SEASON OF DANCING WITH THE STARS.
Internet Is back!
MY NEWS TRUMPS YOURS.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Bro I just got a hand job playing tiny wings.. Hell yea
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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