saw my dad's penis on the x-ray last night. at least his hip wasn't broken
I don't understand why we need a holiday to become more aware of boobs...
Theres a baby at this concert double fisting pacifiers. shes gunna do great in college.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I hope he's okay, but I also hope he shows up with an eyepatch
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
After we got done he told me to hold his penis because it helps him fall asleep
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
The sex may be the only reason I like him. I've confused the multiple orgasms for feelings.
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
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