I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
he puts the penis in happiness.
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
and I'm going to name my autobiography "blow jobs with enthusiasm are the best"
I'm naming my autobiography "Reasons Not to Date Girls From Texas."
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
My vagina likes him more than I do, but I’m going to follow her lead and see what happens
Randomize
