I need help removing her.
I'm eating all of the evidence.
I unwillingly was the ball between four hungry hippos last night. I thought the one chick was actually going to eat me
I think "bars open christmas minneapolis" is the saddest google search i've ever done.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
Dude, you went to another fraternity's formal as a joke and came home with one of their dates. AND you managed to get her number. Please explain to me how that's not a good night.
There's a website where you can order a pile of horse shit to be dropped on a persons doorstep. So that's another option.
Anddon't worry about me I have my Darth Vader flashlight
JUST DENIED A NEW YEARS KISS BECAUSE HE WAS A COWBOYS FAN.
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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