The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
Just saw a white bronco on my way home from work and the license plate said "NOT OJ"
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
last day of my family cruise we all got trashed and had an award ceremony. I got the award for hooking up with a cougar. my grandma hugged me and said im living up to the legacy. this is why my familys better than yours
It's like eating cereal and milk but instead of cereal it's gummy bears and instead of milk it's vodka.
I almost stepped in a homeless mans stream of urine as he was peeing. I love this city.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
Its not chugging if its just one gulp
I put ketchup in a girls hair last night. I need a sorry balloon
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
im pretty sure i tried to use axe body spray to cover up the strong urine smell coming from my jeans. im also pretty sure that it didnt work.
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