i'm trying to reconcile what i did last night with who i am as a person.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
I hope that he knows just because i pissed in his bed doesn't mean were together.
I gotta stop tellin complete strangers at the bar that they're the godparents to my first born
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I'm eating the rest of the Xmas shrooms and welcoming 2012 by communing with the pine cone.
So, I'm stoned at his house petting the neighbors cat I made him steal.
You're a fucking train wreck.
Move ovrr Titanoc and all you others. Heres the real tale of woe. This ladys failed search for boozdy goodnezs.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I just took a shot before my midterm. Gotta keep things in perspective.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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