He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
for our anniversary he stepped it up a notch and bought cool whip rather than the store brand. i was impressed.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
You broke a cabinet. You were climbing up it and it collapsed on you. Lines were crossed.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Katelyn drunkenly ripped the soap dispenser off the wall so we decided to call it quits
Ya well here is the deal with last night, it was the Biggest shit show we have ever co-stared in.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Great news I took pics last night
Warning: most of them are of you peeing while I take selfies
Next time I try to break into the police station drunk, please stop me.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
She keeps comparing me to her favorite dildo and I don’t know if I’m flattered or creeped out
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