I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
ive decided something. ive accepted you as being gay. but i havent accepted you as a vegetarian yet.
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
Left my card at the bar and had a drunk girl climb on the hood of my running car to scream at me.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
Oh thank the gods of upholstery, i thought that was never coming out...
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
I'll be there in a few.
I'M COUNTING TO FEW.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I wouldn't say I LOVE Pacman. I mean, sure, I'd battle against you in an epic Pacman struggle for blow jobs and glory. But I mean, who wouldn't?
You were passed out by the toliet and when i said i had to pee you told me to piss in the sink. Never has a girl with alcohol poisoning been so rude.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
There's a video of you almost falling asleep in a bar stool listening to Jimmy Buffett. Nekkid.
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