We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
nothing this campus sells is worth it. not even sex.
you ever get that eerie feeling when you walk in a room, when you know youve barfed here before.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
My mom called me and we started arguing as usual. I finally screamed at her "I HEAR YOU AND THAT 30 YEAR OLD FUCKING!" and hung up. She hasn't called back yet. I win.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
When a guy wants to eat something off you and then comes back with microwaved strudel and custard, back the fuck out. I have apple-chunk burns on my tits.
In the middle of blowing him I looked at him and said "Your so old..." and then continued. I need to stop drinking.
I'm not sure what step "make amends" is, but my phone is on
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
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