nothing screams I HAVE A PROBLEM! like the case of miller lite sitting on top of my DUI papers in the passenger seat of my car. lol
I even resorted to pole dancing with the street sign. I have an extra $20 now because I think people were paying me to leave.
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
I have now added draft and wells specials that different bars have to my blackberry calendar.. Help me.
Do something fun then. Blow up the house or whatever.
How have you survived this long?
Dumb luck and a deal with the devil.
Are the homeless actually allowed to bathe in fountains located on Main Street in downtown Houston? Can Houston TX be so progressive as to condone public bathing?
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I doubt she'll sponsor it. You know alcohol and fireworks don't mix, right?
It's okay. We're not going to soak the fireworks in alcohol. The alcohol is for drinking.
Zak is like the Picasso of masterbatory texts
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
Randomize
