Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
My family just suggested tequila shots. I had Vietnam style flashbacks.
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
some guy just walked up to the bench i was on, backflipped off of it, gave me his number and walked away....i love this city
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
We left the knife in your bed.
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
Yep. It's going to be us, strippers, and drag queens.
A glittery, gay, heavily makeuped, scantily dressed clusterfuck.
Guess whose hungry like a hippo: this bitch.
I'm just gonna go with where the wind takes me. if it takes me to his dick, so be it.
I told him I tried to eat a stranger's sandwich while I was drunk. Mildly disappointed but he realizes he has me for a kid.
He interrupted me giving him head to ask if I were hungry, because he wanted to eat pizza. Wtf.
I just came rly close to telling a dude that I want to chew on him and there should be an oil painting of his ass up in the louvre before I realized that isn't how flirting is supposed to go
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