Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
ed mcmahon, farrah fawcett, and michael jackson all in one week. What next god, are you juts gonna take my penis too?
he's legally blind and likes the sound of my voice, good enough for me.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
I'm at your house, laying with your dog, eating taco meat, take your time.
How bad does the situation have to be before its ok to attempt 'catastrophic event sex'?
Lazier than spoon feeding yourself popcorn and debating adult diapers so you don't have to leave the mentalist marathon on tv?
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
Chicks, chicks everywhere, and not a drop to drink. Dude, when did real life lesbians get HOT?
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I tried to order dominos and couldn't but I accidentally placed an order for this morning. I knew I did it last night and was gonna call and cancel this morning but honestly it's coming in 30 minutes and I need it
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
she glued two packs of googly eyes on you while you were blacked out. We talked her out of using her hot glue gun.
ummmm thanks
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