I just crawled out of a second story window using a sheet and his clothes for a rope so he wouldn't wake up.
I am so glad I watched Macgyver as a kid.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
he had a dikembe mutombo jersey on, was swatting peoples drinks out of their hand and wagging his finger in their face everytime he did it.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Water park on acid. THIS NEEDS TO HAPPEN!!
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Oh Jesus. Are you going to the hospital?
No I'm showering then leaving for Vegas
I just accidentally deep throated a popsicle in front of my parents
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
We're playing drunken roulette. We're taking exlax followed by shots. First person to shit themselves loses!
Randomize
