Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
After me and my boyfriend broke up I had to resist the temptation to send a mass text to my booty calls saying "thank you for your patience. it will be rewarded."
The only piece of furniture in the apartment is a wine rack.
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Well, find something you can use as a snorkel and be aware of your surroundings.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I think I'm still drunk and I think you were in my dream (sadly, it was not a sexual bill murray one).
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Imagine cans of beer raining. Like not hitting you and hurting you. Just gently falling into your hand whenever you're sad
I try new drugs instead of new boys. That way you can't scold me about the importance of condoms
Found my id. It was in the cats litter box. Seriously what was last night.
Ive done some fucked up shit, but last night was the first I have Poured milk on anothers mans face in the shower.
I didn't want to see any of his nipples and now I've seen all three. Thanks.
I was drunk, but not drunk enough to forget I had some dude on his knees begging for forgiveness.
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