Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
im going to pretend im pregnant so i can eat a lot then i will accidentally fall down the stairs
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
I literally need to be slapped with another cock just to notice it.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
he had shaved armpits. I repeat: HE SHAVED. HIS. ARMPITS! First hookup of 2014 and it's with a weirdo. Alcohol:1 Me:0
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
What do you mean not that crazy? I had sex last night. with my\nBOSS. in the restaurant where we WORK.... ON A DINNER TABLE.
just spent the last 20 minutes cleaning out the soap dispenser. fuck. me. adderall.
Randomize
