How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
Who keeps a bong in their car??
Kids who graduated high school two weeks ago.
I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
Im in the STD packet for new students this year. And im going to be plastered tonight so be forewarned
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
I just threw out a whole Christmas ham, 12 positive pregnancy tests, 3 empty vodka bottles and by ex boyfriends Latina porn collection in the same garbage bag. The homeless person who goes through the bins tonight knows I have nothing left to loose.
dude you had a hot girl interested and took shots together, as soon as it went down the hatch you upchucked on her entire existance..
successful birthday. 2012 rules
Well I found out I was essentially dumped and replaced by a hipster and apparently offered a girl $95 to go out with me. In the spirit of the Olympics I will not be spending any time on the medal stand.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Sex in the moonbounce later?
This is why I love you.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
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