Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
i kept saying "bloody hell" in a ron weasley accent until i forcibly told myself to shut up
for halloween i should be pregnant. what is scarier than that?!
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
just dd'd my mom home while she begged me to let her drunk dial my ex, jammed out to party in the usa, and then passed the fuck out. thanks for the genes mom.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Pretty sure I recall hugging our waiter from the bar last night. That also means we are NEVER going there again
I think the saddest part about my sex life is that most of it is pity sex.
I just want every freshman guy to know about Grindr just so I can have more options
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Dude. Woke up this morning wearing that chick's panties. 8/10, would recommend. I love tequila.
Well the streak is over, I saw a penis today
The morning after your company Xmas party and that moment you're eating a block of cheese in bed wearing a sequin blazer and recalling all the details of your one night stand with a coworker who happened to start that day...fuck.
i just found a pair of your underwear stuffed behind my harry potter books...was that on purpose?
haha no, it was majik
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